Jalan jalan cari makan: restoran jejantas sg buloh

Lokasi: Restoran Jejantas Sungai Buloh Arah Utara
Nama Kedai: Deli.Plus Cafe
Makanan: Nasi Lemak + Timun + Kacang Tanah (separuh masak!) + ikan bilis + sambal + sebutir telur rebus masak sambal
Minuman: Teh tarik 1 gelas
Harga: RM5.50

aku pon komplen.. "Hoh! Apa mahal sangat ni kak? Sampai lima setengah!".
akak tu senyum-senyum.. "Lima ringgit je lah...".
aku tak puas hati gak, "masih mahal tu.. apa je ni.. telur sebijik.. macam harga ayam seketul...".
akak tu maintain senyum...
aku bayar la jugak lima ringgit walaupun tak berbaloi.

ni first time aku makan kat kedai ni.. dan mungkin terakhir... kedai ni tang koner arah ke tandas. dan menurut kawan2.. memang kedai ni cekik darah..

Batal!

Biasanya kalau sesuatu itu dibatalkan atau terbatal, mesti pihak yang terlibat tak suka. Contohnya solat, wuduk, puasa, nikah dsb. Tapi ada beberapa perkara yang seolah2 seronok untuk dibatalkan. Antaranya, upacara membatalkan air sembahyang lepas nikah. Takde keroje sungguh... dah ada wuduk tu, solat la sunat sama-sama.. nak batalkan buat apa? Yang ni aku rasa dah ramai tak setuju sekarang ni. Satu lagi yang paling orang suka, tuntutan hakmilik oleh pihak bank dah dibatalkan. Maknanya dah habis bayar ansuran kereta ke, motor ke.. huhuhuhu.. legaaa....

Doa nak mati

Hujung minggu yang lepas, aku sekeluarga makan kat sebuah restoran. Entah macam mana, isteri aku tersilap dengar yang anak aku yg kecik cakap, "baca doa nak mati". Aku ketawa sampai keluar air mata sebab rasa kelakar.. iyalah.. tahu bila nak mati.. Bayangkan dalam buku panduan doa harian, yang last sekali ada Doa masa nak mati!

Lepas tu anak aku tu betulkan balik, "Tadi haziq cakap.. nak makan kena baca doa.". "Cikgu cakap, kalau tak makan nanti boleh mati!". Maknanya dua ayat yang berkaitan secara tak langsung.

Kalau difikirkan balik, alangkah beruntungnya kalau kita tahu bila nak mati kan.. sempat baca doa lagi.. mungkin sempat taubat nasuha.. dan macam2 amalan baik..

Wallahualam.

Pakcik Kayoo (2) - Petronas pun dah terlampau kaya?

Masuk yang terbaru ni, ntah berapa juta ringgit hadiah aku dah dapat. Dari waris jutawan afrika ada, dari anak raja mana ntah pun ada. Tapi sebab aku ni tak suka kaya melampau, aku tak tuntut pun hadiah ni. Sapa2 nak ambik, silalah!

 Butiran ada kat bawah. Masa claim tu, kata je aku yang suruh.
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Petroliam Nasional Berhad(PETRONAS).
Tower 1
Petronas Twin Towers
Kuala Lumpur City Centre(KLCC)
50088 Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia


PETRONAS a Leading Oil and Gas Multinational Of Choice proudly announces
to you as one of her 25 lucky winners worldwide in it's Secured  Online
Promotion.


You are therefore entitled to a Total payout of TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($2,500,000.00USD) in cash in this category.


This Promotion was held at the Prestigious Petronas Twin Towers(Currently
the Tallest Building in Malaysia) Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia through a secured
automated powered ballot where over 50,000 email addresses from all over
the world were being collected for the draw. The purpose for this
Promotion is an avenue to appreciate all customers who have patronized us
over the years both from Malaysia and worldwide as a whole, the promotion
is also geared at bringing PETRONAS close to the world for advertising its
exquisite brands of products.


The following are your winning Informations to be kept confidential, your
claims agent is the only authorised person you are required to disclose
these informations to for processing:

TICKET NUMBER ------------------60876KS652M,
WINNING NUMBERS ------------------ 85083457
RAFFLE DRAW NUMBERS ------------------1982-02
SECURITY NUMBER ------------------------- 0202.
REFERENCE NUMBER----------------- PET/43824394763/08


You being Authorised/Mandated by this notification which takes immediate
effect to get in touch with your claims officer whom your entitlement has
been drafted to for onward assistance and disbursement with the following
informations

YOUR FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
PHONE NO:
OCCUPATION:
YOUR WINNING EMAIL:
NAME OF YOUR NEXT OF KIN:

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PRIZE RELEASE DEPARTMENT
Petroliam Nasional Berhad(PETRONAS)
Tower 1
Petronas Twin Towers
Kuala Lumpur City Centre
50088 Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia
TEL: +60102792905
EMAIL: lukab@yubc.net
MR. PETER JEFFERY.
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All the Members and Staff Of PETRONAS congratulates you for being a winner
of its promotion as we hope that you would take the time to Patronize us
in the near future to have a taste of our Exquisite brands of products.

Yours Truly,
Mrs.Omo Fausty.
Online coordinator,
PETRONAS SECURED ONLINE PROMOTION,
Sweepstakes International Program.
Open 7 days 8am-11pm.

Takde api. Panas.

Semalam dengan semangat berkobar2 aku pegi JPJ wangsa maju. Saja pegi situ sebab lepas hantar isteri aku ke Hotel Flamingo. Sesat la jugak sebab dah lama tak pegi sana.

Sampai kat situ, tengok2 tak ramai orang. Ini sudah bagus.

Terus aku pegi kat kaunter pertanyaan.


Aku: Assalamualaikum.
Akak Kaunter: Waalaikumsalam. Nak apa dik?
Aku: Saya nak batalkan tuntutan hak milik.
Akak Kaunter: Siapa punya?
Aku: Saya punya.

Akak kaunter menghulurkan borang sambil cakap,"Api takde. Adik boleh pegi ke Maju Junction kalau nak buat!"

"Oooo.. patutla. Terima kasih".

Ceih.. penat aku pusing satu KL nak sampai sana. Panas panas...